Names of Endearment

2-25-2015 Mary just called me and said sometimes Charlie sits in a room and hollers out things to people, so last night he was in a room by himself and hollers out "Hey Sissy, you know how you always call me buttbrain?"  Sissy replies "yes".   "Well I thought of a name for you, its assbrain, because ass means butt so you are assbrain. "   After Mary could control her laugh, she had a talk with the two of them about their names of endearment.